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Pirate Jokes
Why
couldn't the pirate graduate from first grade?He only knew one letter — Arrrrr.
Why didn't the pirate have any jelly on his peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
He couldn't open the jarrrrr.
Why
are pirates so mean?I don't know — they just arrrrr.
What do you get when you cross a pie and a rat?
A pie-rat.
What's a pirate's favorite dessert?
Peach cobblarrrrr.
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer.
How much did the pirate pay for a peg leg and a hook?
An arm and a leg.
Photos: Just a few of the pirates of Amelia Island
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